April 08, 2013

Happy Birthday Mr. Evans!!


Mild mannered software/web developer and computer programmer by day and a video game enthusiast by night, Mr. Evans spent most of his formative years in the urban jungle of Houston, Texas. After graduating many moons ago, he enlisted in the U.S. Marine Corps, completing his basic training in San Diego, California before being stationed at MCLB, Albany Georgia.

He met his wonderful, amazing, and brilliant wife, Gabrielle, in the summer of 1999. They embarked on a three-year, long-distance courtship before finally making it official in 2002. The couple currently resides in central Indiana with their two wildly active boys and a small zoo of animals.

Mr. Evans is a board member of the AHDL* and enjoys attending bi-monthly meetings. He is also part of a small group of civilians, honor-bound to make the world a safer place to live by ridding the planet of evil, one zombie at a time.

Mr. Evans welcomes questions, but he does warn that all of his answers must be approved by the Sergeant Major (Gabrielle) before being posted, so there could be a delay in response.

*AHDL – After Hours Drinking League


Q: Do you have a favorite sex toy?
Really? No warm up questions… we’re jumping right in there.
So there are just some things real penises can’t do. i.e. light up, twirl and vibrate with a beaded ring that rotates clock wise. Just to be clear this is for her… not me. 

*Q: What advice would you give to a guy or girl wanting to hook up with a romance author?
My biggest tip would be speak and write English well. i.e. Gabrielle will most likely play editor with my answers before they are posted. I’m curious if my overuse of “i.e.” and “…” will be removed. 

Q: What would your last meal be?
Now this is an opening question… Not to emasculate myself but Gabrielle does the grilling in our household. I would take one of her steaks, a load baked potato and corn on the cob. For dessert, a brownie sundae from DQ would be the best.

Q: You wake up naked and chained to a bed. What are the first words out of your mouth?
“Awesome!!!!!!!!! Wait… Gabrielle… are you there? And what are you planning?”

Q: If you could change one thing about Gabrielle, what would it be and why?
Nothing, she’s perfect. Oh that’s it… being perfect! Do you know how annoying that is? 

Q: What do you truly think of Gabrielle’s writing choices?
I dig them; it gets her creative “juices” going (Sorry for the dirty pun, babe) and I reap the rewards.

Q: What do you tell people when they ask what your wife does for a living?
I tell them what she told me. She writes erotic romance. Normal romances use phrases like his growth or member. She can use cock, dick, (and then I ramble off every inappropriate word I can think of.)

*Q: In your opinion, what is the necessary amount of manscaping?
It depends on the anticipated activities.

Q: Have you ever read one of Gabrielle’s M/M books? What did you think?
I have read the first Moonlight Breed, and I thought it was hilarious. I could see our humor in the books which I found very cool. Also, it was pretty hot! This was odd because M/M is not my thing. I’d get lost in a sensual scene, and then I was a little confused and would have to remember, “Oh, yeah, there are two of those.”

Q: If you had to have an affair with another man, who would it be and why?
If I was forced to… I suppose Brad Pitt or Gerald Butler. They both seem cool as hell, and they look like I wish I did. The hard part would be negotiating who will be the bottom.

Q: What is the hardest part about being married to a writer?
She works all the time. She’ll get lost in her writing, and I have to remind her to eat.

Q: Has Gabrielle ever asked you to help with “research” that made you hesitate? Have you ever said no?
I love when she asks me to help with research! She has not requested anything too outside the norm, but I always reassure her that I’m a freak.

Q: Are you a Top or a bottom in the bedroom?
I top from the bottom… hahahaha another phrase she has taught me. I’m a top and it’s fun to dominate. Whenever I need to be more aggressive, she resists in a playful way.

Q: Feathers or Floggers? Do you have a preference?
For me, I think feathers. My body’s natural reaction to pain is to fight back.

*Q: If you had three kinky wishes from a magical sex genie, what would they be?
1: I wish we had a decked out bedroom/dungeon. Swings, waterbed, whips, chains, multiple items for pleasure and pain, but all could be hidden with a touch of a button for when the kids come running in.

2: I could place suggestive thoughts into Gabrielle’s mind and manipulate her attire at will.

3: I wish Gabrielle and I were not as possessive as we are, so we could explore 1, 2 or 5 new people in an encounter. Yes, this is the typical “guy” answer, but she can fulfill every other wish I could think of. However, to be honest, the possessiveness is kind of hot, so I’m good either way.

Thank you to everyone who sent in questions! Congratulations to the winners: Diane, Jan, and Michelle! Their questions are starred. (*)

-- Gabrielle


  1. Happy Birthday Mr Evans! Great learning about you today!!

  2. What fun! I loved this interview. Happy Birthday and many more!

  3. OMG! Mr. Evans is hilarious. Happy Birthday! I hope all of your wishes come true ;)

  4. Anonymous4/09/2013

    Happy Birthday Mr.Evans. Hope your day is everything you wish for. Great Interview.

  5. Because Gabrielle said to, I headed on over here just before reading and bedtime to wish you the happiest and horniest of birthday wishes. Hope you had a good day.

  6. happy birthday mr.evanhope all you're dreams and wishes come true and you have the best day ever love you're interview ;) jessica canoto

  7. Ok first Happy Birthday, Mr. Evans. Loved your answers. Last but not least Hello to a fellow Texan.

  8. Happy Birthday Mr. Evans! Thanks for sharing!

  9. Awesome interview! Happy Birthday, Mr. Evans. :)

  10. Happy Birthday Mr. Evans! Health and love to you each and every day. I love your sense of humor...

  11. Happy Birthday! Love the interview!

  12. Happy Birthday to you Mr. funny, kinky guy :) Love the questions and answers. Have a great one and may you one day get that room with the magical button :)

  13. Happy Birthday to you Mr. Evans. Loved the answer to your questions.

  14. Happy Birthday, Mr. Evans. Thank you for your service in the Corp. Many more happy birthday to you!

  15. Happy Birthday, Mr Evans. I loved the interview.

  16. Anonymous4/09/2013

    Happy birthday--what a fun interview!

    Trix, vitajex(at)aol(dot)com

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  18. Amy S.4/10/2013

    I'm a bit late but Happy (belated) Birthday Mr. Evans. I loved some of your answers and the first one had me cracking up. Thanks for the wonderful interview and sharing a bit of yourself with us readers.

    hikaru_424 at yahoo dot com

  19. Happy belated birthday Mr. Evans, I loved your answers, thanks for sharing!

  20. Happy belated birthday. I loved your answers. To me, it is clear that not only do you love and support your wife but you "get" her. That is a wonderful thing.


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