Happy Birthday Mr. Evans!!

ABOUT

Mild mannered software/web developer and computer programmer by day and a video game enthusiast by night, Mr. Evans spent most of his formative years in the urban jungle of Houston, Texas. After graduating many moons ago, he enlisted in the U.S. Marine Corps, completing his basic training in San Diego, California before being stationed at MCLB, Albany Georgia.

He met his wonderful, amazing, and brilliant wife, Gabrielle, in the summer of 1999. They embarked on a three-year, long-distance courtship before finally making it official in 2002. The couple currently resides in central Indiana with their two wildly active boys and a small zoo of animals.

Mr. Evans is a board member of the AHDL* and enjoys attending bi-monthly meetings. He is also part of a small group of civilians, honor-bound to make the world a safer place to live by ridding the planet of evil, one zombie at a time.

Mr. Evans welcomes questions, but he does warn that all of his answers must be approved by the Sergeant Major (Gabrielle) before being posted, so there could be a delay in response.

*AHDL – After Hours Drinking League

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

Q: Do you have a favorite sex toy?

Really? No warm up questions… we’re jumping right in there.

So there are just some things real penises can’t do. i.e. light up, twirl and vibrate with a beaded ring that rotates clock wise. Just to be clear this is for her… not me. 

*Q: What advice would you give to a guy or girl wanting to hook up with a romance author?

My biggest tip would be speak and write English well. i.e. Gabrielle will most likely play editor with my answers before they are posted. I’m curious if my overuse of “i.e.” and “…” will be removed. 

Q: What would your last meal be?

Now this is an opening question… Not to emasculate myself but Gabrielle does the grilling in our household. I would take one of her steaks, a load baked potato and corn on the cob. For dessert, a brownie sundae from DQ would be the best.

Q: You wake up naked and chained to a bed. What are the first words out of your mouth?

“Awesome!!!!!!!!! Wait… Gabrielle… are you there? And what are you planning?”

Q: If you could change one thing about Gabrielle, what would it be and why?

Nothing, she’s perfect. Oh that’s it… being perfect! Do you know how annoying that is? 

Q: What do you truly think of Gabrielle’s writing choices?

I dig them; it gets her creative “juices” going (Sorry for the dirty pun, babe) and I reap the rewards.

Q: What do you tell people when they ask what your wife does for a living?

I tell them what she told me. She writes erotic romance. Normal romances use phrases like his growth or member. She can use cock, dick, (and then I ramble off every inappropriate word I can think of.)

*Q: In your opinion, what is the necessary amount of manscaping?

It depends on the anticipated activities.

Q: Have you ever read one of Gabrielle’s M/M books? What did you think?

I have read the first Moonlight Breed, and I thought it was hilarious. I could see our humor in the books which I found very cool. Also, it was pretty hot! This was odd because M/M is not my thing. I’d get lost in a sensual scene, and then I was a little confused and would have to remember, “Oh, yeah, there are two of those.”

Q: If you had to have an affair with another man, who would it be and why?

If I was forced to… I suppose Brad Pitt or Gerald Butler. They both seem cool as hell, and they look like I wish I did. The hard part would be negotiating who will be the bottom.

Q: What is the hardest part about being married to a writer?

She works all the time. She’ll get lost in her writing, and I have to remind her to eat.

Q: Has Gabrielle ever asked you to help with “research” that made you hesitate? Have you ever said no?

I love when she asks me to help with research! She has not requested anything too outside the norm, but I always reassure her that I’m a freak.

Q: Are you a Top or a bottom in the bedroom?

I top from the bottom… hahahaha another phrase she has taught me. I’m a top and it’s fun to dominate. Whenever I need to be more aggressive, she resists in a playful way.

Q: Feathers or Floggers? Do you have a preference?

For me, I think feathers. My body’s natural reaction to pain is to fight back.

*Q: If you had three kinky wishes from a magical sex genie, what would they be?

1: I wish we had a decked out bedroom/dungeon. Swings, waterbed, whips, chains, multiple items for pleasure and pain, but all could be hidden with a touch of a button for when the kids come running in.

2: I could place suggestive thoughts into Gabrielle’s mind and manipulate her attire at will.

3: I wish Gabrielle and I were not as possessive as we are, so we could explore 1, 2 or 5 new people in an encounter. Yes, this is the typical “guy” answer, but she can fulfill every other wish I could think of. However, to be honest, the possessiveness is kind of hot, so I’m good either way.


Thank you to everyone who sent in questions! Congratulations to the winners: Diane, Jan, and Michelle! Their questions are starred. (*)

-- Gabrielle